Go downstairs
(it’s half past midnight)
with flashlight in hand,
sewage waterlogging the brain
feel seasick on land, feel hypnotized.
search for your weed,
repeat to yourself:
I have no common sense
I have no common sense
I have no common sense
I have no common sense
I have no common sense
find it in the wash; find it ruined.
hide your materials in different places
(spread out the package so it’s harder to find)
check on the kids: one is missing…
…don’t care, will deal with it in the morning
(we’re at it again, damnit)
roll into bed don’t wake wife up,
roll into sleep don’t wake wife up,
roll out of bed don’t wake wife up,
roll up the window don’t wake wife up,
role up a joint, don’t wake wife up.
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